Talking to my gay friend.
Me: *scroll* Oh my fuck, HOT ASIAN. *dr00l*
Friend: Why are you so-
Me: *scroll* HOT ASIAN AGAIN! *dr00l*
Friend: Yunno, I heard they got small dicks.
Me: Bitch, as long as you're a hot Asian guy, I don't give a fuuu if you got a small dick.